duminică, 25 mai 2008


Un credincios merge la preot sa se spovedeasca:
- Parinte, am pacatuit...
- Cu cine, fiule?
- Stii parinte, nu pot sa-ti spun... imi este forte greu...
- Cu femeia primarului?
- Nu...
- Cu femeia veterinarului?
- Nu parinte...
- Dar cu cine?
- Parinte, nu cred ca sunt inca pregatit sa ma spovedesc, voi veni in alta zi...
Iesind de la spovedanie, omul nostru se intalneste cu un prieten care-l intreaba mirat:
- Ce ai facut la spovedanie?
- Am luat niste adrese utile...

Iisus si drogurile

Iisus, foarte ingrijorat din cauza consumului de droguri , trimite apostolii dupa diferite droguri , sa le aduca pentru a le analiza. Dupa doua zile..
- Cine e?
- Sunt Pavel!
Iisus deschide usa.
- Ce ai adus Pavele?
- Hasis din Maroc!
- Foarte bine! Intra.
- Cine e?
- Sunt Luca!
Deschide usa Iisus.
- Ce-ai adus Luca?
- Cocaina din Columbia!
- Foarte bine!
- Cine e?
- Matei sunt!
- Ce-ai adus Matei?
- Marijuana din Jamaica!
- Excelent fiule..!
- Cine e?
- Ioan!
- Ce-ai adus Ioane?
- Heroina din Afganistan!
- Bravo!!!
- Cine e?
- Andrei!
- Ce-ai adus Andrei?
- Extacy din Amsterdam!
- Excelent ! Haide intra..
- Cine e?
- Iuda sunt! Iisus deschide usa.
- Ce-ai adus Iuda?

- FBI !! Toti cu fatza la perete!!!

miercuri, 21 mai 2008

Look at the bright side


There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: Those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid that you will succeed. - Ray Goforth

The saddest moment in a person's life comes but once.

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller

I don't care if the steps are small, so long as you keep taking them - Joseph M. Reed

Life it's a game, so, learn how to live. - Florin DeRoxas

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow.

Go out on a limb, you might like the view.

Happiness is not the absence of problems, but rather the ability to deal with them.

Never forget that only 3% of our DNA separates us from chimpanzees.

Every man dies; not every man really lives.

I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.

luni, 5 mai 2008

DeRoxas - Peace of mind

a music clip connecting you with nature and love,

poetry and music, art and talent, inspiration and intuition.

I hope you enjoy it.